1. lemopi:

    salsamanders:

    whoa we’re half way there

    what

    (Source: saladmanders, via ohnobodyreallycares)

     
  2. lemopi:

    salsamanders:

    whoa livin on a prayer

    OH

    (Source: saladmanders, via ohnobodyreallycares)

     
  3. rowdyroughgirl:

    blinking-red-light:

    "We heard a little girl… GOT SERIOUSLY BURNED!"

    this show needs all the awards

    (via dorasfedora)

     
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  5. comfysweater:

    YOU FUCKING DONUT

    (via being-beckeroni)

     

    1. what she says: you can touch my hair if you want
    2. what she means: please for the love of god play with my hair feel how soft it is i will roll over into your lap like a kitten
     

  6. combatskirt:

    petition to make ‘an extra hour in the ball pit’ a white card in cards against humanity

    (via beyoncebeytwice)

     

  7. deathbymorning:

    eggsnogging:

    in my senior drama class i had to play gordon ramsay for a film project but we could only film in school so we had to try to find a closed off room to use. the thing is the room wasn’t exactly soundproof and apparently someone heard us and that’s the story of how the vice principal and four freshmen walked in on me wearing a chef’s hat and yelling at my friend because her squid was so raw i could still hear it telling spongebob to fuck off

    did you get an A

    (Source: xylemphone, via ohnobodyreallycares)

     
  8. ifunnyws:

    Jonah Hill & Morgan Freeman

    (via darnni)

     
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